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The Smarter They Are, The More They Cheat -- Could It Be Because The Men They Marry Somehow All End Up Being Impotent Dorks Who Don't Pick Up Their Socks?
What Ho, Feminism?
Or, Why Michael Noer Never Got Laid Again, Except By That One Girl Who Works at The Piggly-Wiggly and Cain't Read so Good
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Muchas gracias for all the love, dear Internet Denizens. But guess what, Forbes yanked the story! All hail the power of femme-wrath shitstorm. Anyway, Gawker re-uplinked. Have fun.